Friday, February 15, 2008

Day 80: Post Mortem

Mission accomplished!

While Marissa was in the ladie's room I managed to get in a fight with some 肛门 that I met at mercenary camp years ago on my homeworld. I wasn't sure it was him at first, but my trusty retinal scanner never lies! Well, sometimes it lies, but only 'cause I want it to. Rest assured, it wasn't lyin' to me last night. After consultin' my handy People Who Owe Me Money notes, I reckoned he owed me close to 500 credits figurin' in interest and all. He didn't seem all that excited to pay me back when I first made mention of this, so I had to pound the credits out of him with a wine bottle. He didn't look like he was bleedin' too bad (mostly thanks to the wine).

Not sure what I have planned for the weekend. I figure sharpening all my pointy things would be a good idea.


Lester said...

So, is this going to outlast the thing it's parodying?

Anonymous said...

Jayne is not the kind of person who would start an artsy project, let alone abort one. If Jayne says he's going to kill reavers, HE'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL REAVERS.

89dayJane said...

Yeah lester, you fuck.