Day 79: My Head Is Explodin'

I forget exactly what I was thinkin' when I broke out the snake whiskey last night. I'd been hidin' that crap inside my plasma flare container so I wouldn't drink it. Oh, but it seemed like a good idea last night what with my busy activities comin' on next week.

I got pulled over by an Alliance patrol the last time I drank snake whiskey, so I knew this time I'd be havin' an interestin' evening. I'll be sure to tell you about my interestin' time as soon as I start recollectin' exactly what it was that I did. I've got a vague recollection of flossing my teeth with cobra fangs. There's also a bag of freeze dried chipmunks hangin' from my bunk. Must have been good times. I think. Maybe.