Monday, February 11, 2008

Day 84: A Date

I'm not one for long relationships and whatnot. The time I spend with a women friend is always short and to the point just like when I'm on a mission. I get in. I get out. That's it. A shower may be involved. I'm not sure.

So, it seems to me that women are always wantin' to go outside somewhere to some strange place that I haven't surveyed for safety. I guess it's cause women are always starvin' 'cause they haven't eaten a lick in ages due to their bein' so skinny and all. It also seems like once we're in whatever gorram place she wants to go to that I'm always gettin' into a tussle with the low-lifes that hang around there. There may be mayhem involved. I don't know why. It just happens. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid, but the woman thing is the key here.

Hmmm. Now, where was I?

Oh right! Marissa saw that I blogged about her on this thing and called me up on the comm link decidin' she was interested in makin' my acquaintance on V-Day. I don't know why, but I said yes 上帝不管他! I told her she can visit my bunk and we can get comfortable and such. I'm glad she's not lookin' for anything long term. Looks like it's time to ask Kaylee if I can borrow that man perfume she's always wantin' to give to the doc. Gaw!

8 comments:

Husa said...

Oh Jayne, you are all that is man.

Anonymous said...

TITS PLZ

Manuel said...

I LOVE THIS SITE!!! LOLz.

Mal said...

Jayne,

This is the Cap'n. Are you using up my comm link time again on yer little Reaver stories?

No, it's not just because Inara is holed up on some distant shore again. I need to find us work, and ... to order ... snacks. You do like snacks, don't you, Jayne?

Anonymous said...

jayne, you and your blog are so full of win... I can't take it. I told you I was hardcore!

Anonymous said...

Hit that shit, Jayne. Umm...not literally though.

Anonymous said...

LOLLL Someone just kill Jane and get it over with minus the emo bullshit.

Anonymous said...

*applauds*

*makes statues*